And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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