oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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