It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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