I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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