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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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