My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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