What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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