try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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