Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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