Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
