I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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