I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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