I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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