I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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