Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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