Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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