It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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