I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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