How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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