I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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