soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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