I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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