Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
