dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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