everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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