You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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