An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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