worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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