Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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