Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF