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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now

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• (310): View more from California

  only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  ...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.

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