i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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