walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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