things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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