Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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