You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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