No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?