i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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