It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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