i jhust puked up my retainher.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The feeling are messing with the penis
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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