these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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