he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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