You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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