Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
