I think i peed on brittanys purse
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is my gift to your gina
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
