Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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