your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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