all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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