If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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