Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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