This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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