im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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