I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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