We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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