As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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