You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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