Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You may now shotgun with the bride
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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