Girls should come with a carfax report
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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