glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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